Friday, March 5, 2010
The Rizzo Rage Running Rampant...
Do not watch the Rizzo leg drop if you are under 8ft tall or have had a history of a heartbeat. Watching the Rizzo leg drop may cause instantaneous abortion of human fetus despite the fact if your pregnant or not or even if you're a man. The Rizzo leg drop should only be watched with appropriate medical supervision and with the guidance of an Meso-American Shaman and a professional lion tamer.
Note: Tectonic data shows that a new fault line has been created underneath Downtown Sydney as result of the Rizzo Leg Drop, earthquakes are 90% likely and all residents are reminded to move as soon as possible, before unknown quantum effects deconstruct the space-time continuum in your area.